I would like to take a lawnmower to the holidays. I’m just saying.

Greetings blowholes,

It’s been a rough week, and this seemed appropriate. Have a good weekend, It’s not the end of the world.

Later.

I certainly know where I would shoot a crazed monster if I was being threatened. I hope you enjoy today’s violence, I know I did.

I always feel like I don’t say enough here. I can always think of wonderfully insightful observations when I am the furthest away from Mims and his problems. I get here and it’s like a bad first date. Sigh. Maybe one day I will get good at this, maybe I won’t.

Anyone want a Robot Bully T Shirt? I will have some soon.

Anyway, my little ones, have a great week and see you on Friday, John

What’s up kids?

If you don’t get the little tribute to the Coen Brothers, well… Happy Friday, you filthy animals! What an amazing week. Once again, I was witness to some really uplifting things and some downright shameful things. It’s enough to make a lesser man go mad. Anyway, enjoy the comic!

Cheers!

Hello everyone! It’s Tuesday. Let’s try this Tuesday and Friday thing again, shall we?

See, that’s the beauty of being your own boss-you can do that kind of thing. It wasn’t planned. It just happened…but I think it’s for the best. The story wasn’t moving enough with only one update a week. I just need to keep working on this. I need to be working on this and nothing else. Sadly, that will not happen.

I’m rambling. I hope you like this arc. I am trying alot of new things with it and I hope it shows. Drop me a line if you feel like it. Le me know.

Please check out the updated LINKS page!

Thanks, John

GREETINGS PROGRAMS

So, today finds me at a very strange place. I don’t know about you, but I am digging the story so far…it is the biggest thing I have ever done. (Which is kinda sad. Ha ha!) I hope you like it. I am going to be pushing these characters to a few new places and it most likely get uncomfortable. Let’s see what happens.
You also may have noticed, that the last two posts were late. This is due to my poor health. When it came time in my schedule to sit down and work on RB, I simply couldn’t. This is something that seriously bothers me. I have a day job, responsibilities at home, and I cannot draw whenever I want (I am working to change this, BTW!), so when the time comes for RobotBullying, I need to do it. Anyway, I was simply at a point, that I couldn’t. So, those of you who look forward to Thursdays, I apologize.
I have seen some really bad things this week. I have also seen the rewards of being devoted to your craft. So, again, a really strange place for me. I don’t know if I should cheer the rising sun or just roll my eyes. My girlfriend tells me I should not be so negative when I post. I swear, I’m not. So, tomorrow, I will cheer the rising sun and make the most of the day! I will not, however, expose myself to the sun. Be safe, and long live the Users!

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Greetings Programs,

So, you may have noticed the strip is late. That’s because it posted on October 3, 2011. Maybe you noticed it pop up in the archives. Maybe you didn’t. Sigh. Here it is. I hope you enjoy. I am working hard to improve the work here, but real life and the powers that be are giving me crap. A lot of crap…but, excuses are just that, excuses. See you soon. Later.

if you know what the title of this post is referring to, well, then you know that this it’s time for some changes.

There will be some changes here at Robot Bully. Nothing too crazy, nothing to lose sleep over. Because, that would be sad. So, let’s get started.

I have decided to drop the title, ‘Monster Valley High’. There are a few reasons for this. The first being, I no longer wish to limit my world to the chaos of the public education system. There will always be a Rondo Hatton Memorial High…in our hearts and on the internet…I just had to drop the title. The biggest reason being a crappy toy line and cartoon called…you guessed it…’Monster High’.
Have you seen this trash? It’s pushing the lowest common denominator of horror to preteen girls (yes, there are a few male characters, but let’s be honest, it’s aimed at little girls). It’s lame, just lame. The characters are dressed like something out of the Jersey Shore. So parents, when your little one opens a gateway to Hell, and has an STD, you know who to blame.

The hilarious thing is, recently being at a comic con, when I was pitching my comics to someone, a stranger blurted out, ‘You did Monster High, the thing on TV?’

Sigh.

It was time for a change.

The second change is there will be updates on Thursdays. I struggled for a long time with this. I thought, ‘Why not do Tuesdays, and just try to update a second day during the week?’
The thing is, I say I will, but I won’t. I just have no time. Between, my day job, Luche Libre, and home life, I just don’t have time…but…that’s not the main reason. The big reason for this change is backgrounds. Take a look. No backgrounds. When I started Robot Bully, the idea was to do three panel, stand alone comic strips. In, out, and funny. It’s all I wanted. Now, I want something else. I want bigger stories, and bigger payoffs. I will be doing these backgrounds for now, and then I will announce a new background artist. Someone I trust and love like a brother. If you like this comic, trust me, you are going to love this guy. So, look out on Thursdays for a brand new page. Keep in mind, as soon as I can quit my day job, I will be posting new comics two to three times a week.

I hope you, loyal reader, will not be turned away from my comics. I am doing this to put out a better product. I hope you understand.

Thank you from the bottom of my cold, dead, heart, J